Roommate: Dude, the other day I saw cereal in the toilet. How did it get there?
Me: I didn't finish my Crunch Berries, so I flushed them.
Roommate: That is quite possibly the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.
Me: Um, I don't think it's that uncommon. Some people flush their cereal.
Roommate: I have never heard of that in my life. Dude, that could clog the pipes. We've got a garbage disposal. Come on.
Me: Some people were raised without garbage disposals.
Clog the pipes? Not sure he knows, but turds won't clog the pipes, either.
Meatballs, however, will. Don't ask me how I know.